IT'S A BOY.... and other updates.

So, as the title says..  we had our most important doctors visit to date last Monday, and we were able to determine that the little being growing in my beautliful wife's belly is infact,... sporting a penis.... I'm stoked. This means Daddy gets a chance to try to bring up a little gentleman, and hope that he turns out the way I wish I had.

 

It really does Make things clearer, and more 'real' or maybe even 'surreal' knowing the sex of the child. It wasnt until last Monday that I started thinking about actually having to do all of the not so fun stuff involved in child rearing. Before knowing the sex all I could think about was how cool it was going to be to have a tiny version of myself to carry around, and be my sidekick. Now I am constantly thinking about vomit, and poop, and mush food, and nipples, and baby proofing, and soft spots, and MONEY, geez.... I can't wait.

 

I can't wait to see what this little thing is gonna look like. I can't wait to hear the little cooing laughter, I can't wait to blow fart sounds on his little bloated baby belly. I CAN wait to clean dookie.... I hate cleaning the litter box, let alone a tiny stinky butt..

 

Wish me luck..

 

In other news, I have made some decisions in what I think I'm going to do for the rest of my life, I have finally realized my goal in regards to making the bread, bringing home the bacon, and being able to spend as much time as possible with my now growing family.

 

When the time is right I will share, I have to determine the liklihood of this actually coming to fruition, I have faith right now.....

 

Lastly. I just finished reading "An American Demon, A Memoir, by Jack Grisham".. For those of you not in the know, Jack Grisham is the singer of bands such as T.S.O.L., Cathedral of Tears, Tender Fury, The Joykiller, and a few more that may or may not be worth mentioning.. He is also known as being a total piece of shit in his younger days.. This book chronicles all of the misbehavior that made Jack who he is, from kidnappings, robberies, stabbings, drugs, and alcoholism to becoming a highly sought after public speaker, hypno-therapist, and master of N.L.P. This book is disturbing, and scary as shit, and I could not put it down. If I could have read it in 1 sitting I would have. Highly recommended but not for the faint of heart for sure.

 

Please remember to buckle up, and always... ALWAYS, question authority. but mainly just buckle up, dont text, and drive, and stay away from Mcdonalds..